Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
I want to make a zoo with you.
she said i have a nice penis, i told her only bob saget and god could judge that.
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
Important life lesson - flammable and inflammable mean the same thing
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
you know you've made it when it's your own pool table you're waking up on
Jared is "trying to bite a strangers hat off" drunk. Oh, and that stranger is a girl at a table of 5 guys, one girl.
You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
How do you explain to your kids that you met their mother well you were giving her a gynecological exam??
I don't know if I'm dying or this is just a mild inconvenience
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
I’m home. Please don’t call me unless you have an arterial bleed or you’re on fire. Love you 😘
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