Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
if you count grabbing my crotch as an introduction then yeah i got a couple of those tonight
All my credit cards need to be pressure washed
I am drunk. Riding an elevator. You can smell the beer. Doctor on with me just smiling at me... He agrees, fuck cancer.
He's afraid of heights. How do I know, you ask? Blowjob on his roof.
you know it's a good party when the fucking floor caves in. THE FUCKING FLOOR.
you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
This is what my life has come to. Like, I may or may not have just stolen pizza from the guy I just hooked up with's fridge when I left...
Whip out the absinthe and the taquitos, this motherfucker just passed the bar.
Between fucking and sleeping I woke up missing four out of five of the earrings I was wearing. It's like a star rating system. I had to give him props.
Bra is off & I'm snuggled in a pizza. Adulting is good.
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