Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
SOME GIRL ON THE STAIRS IN FRONT OF ME JUST FARTED AND IT WENT STRAIGHT INTO MY MOUTH!
He kept telling me how extraordinarily clean my ears were.
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I can't do a walk of shame with a sombrero full of baby chickens
The spark has left our relationship. i used to make slightly inflammatory jokes at you. you would retaliate in jest. look at this. look at what is happening here.
Totally had a conversation drunk last night with a bisexual chick at my apartment in Spanglish too.
You're a hero.
What's the best day of the week to potentially find out you're pregnant with your ex's baby?
10 shots in she's sitting on the floor using the open dishwasher door as a plate to eat her "life giving" pizza.
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I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
CUTE BOY IN THE OFFICE WALKED BY AS I WAS STARING IN HORROR AT HARRY POTTER THEMED SKELETON PORN
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
I have no regard for my liver, you should know this.
Your mom has reinvented the use of a ping pong ball.
I just woke up and I don't really remember anything past 1pm. How much am I missing?
A good 10-11 hours. You got laid twice. Also, you out-ran a cop and played football with a lamp.
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