Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
my neighbors garage sale is really cutting into the time of day when i can smoke weed on my deck.
Great. Me and the intoxalock guy are getting so close he just said "alright see you later girl!" when I called about getting the blower recallibrated.
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This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
You looked up at me and said "I'm getting a mattress made out of this SHIT. Goodbye certa hellllllllo concrete!" then you started counting sheep
Do I get bonus points if I get lockjaw after a cosmic blowjob?
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Hired a new intern today and we have something in common. I blew her boyfriend in high school. Do you think she knows?
I am at a point in my life where I don't want to brush my teeth for my tinder date because toothpaste and martinis don't mix.
Do not try to steal a picnic table from a park, all you will end up with are sore arms and broken dreams.
My school has hired a professional rum bottle juggler for our dining hall this evening.
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
Just got your voicemail. The 3am call wasn't a drunk dial, it was an I left my phone in my pocket then has wild animalistic sex dial...
I hate you.
You LOVE me.
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