just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
Y do pigs give u trufles on farmville? I WANT BACON YOU FUCKING PIG!
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
Dont tell her I prefer to have an aura of mystique surronding me and my penis.
After she lost the bet I made her get on one knee so she could "Te-blow me"
I cannot FaceTime with your penis
I'm 99% sure I just puked glitter. Wine drunk Mondays shouldn't be a thing.
Ask him to get me chedder bratwurst instead of the molly
Unless if you guys already left. Then I want the molly
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
Seriously. Are we going out tonight? If we're not, I'm going to put on sweatpants and do drugs.
There needs to be a greeting card for "I miss having sex and smoking weed with you."
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Randomize
