At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
Nothing ended up happening last night because he couldn't get my overalls or fanny pack off. I woke up this morning with one strap over my overall shorts on, my fanny pack wrapped around my chest, and the baby doll still tied to my hand. Ugh white trash parties!
Topless wife handwashing shirt. Tonight marriage is good.
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
I've just never had a dinner guest strut in, go directly to my bathroom, vomit.. then come out demanding whiskey and food.
He practically cut off his thumb and she offered him a tampon to stop the bleeding
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
Congratulations, you have turned my vagina into a garden hose.
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
Friday is the holy day of drinking. Thou shalt observe the Sabbath. It's in the bible. Look it up bitch.
I'm nothing if not determined to sleep with everyone at that company
There is no way entering a gas station bathroom memorializing an alien abduction in rural New Hampshire is a good idea.
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