i feel like the prize bull at the rodeo. everybody got a ride, no one lasted more than 8 seconds and i'm pretty sure i kicked one of them in the ball sack
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
It's sad really how 5 am brings with it a distinction from drunken to pathetic.
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
My mouth tastes like what I imagine a hobo's skin would taste like.
I made everything so magnificently awkward in under 15 seconds. I am magic.
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
I’m a coke loving, addy selling, pot smoking CRIMINOLOGY major. If there isn't irony in that I give up.
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
I was desperate and wasn't about to let my cereal get soggy so I ate it on the toilet. Don't let me repeat last night.
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
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