This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
I feel like tequila is Gods way of lighting my fuse to do something awesome
Lauren she was gnawing on a dresser. Gnawing. On. A. Dresser.
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
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I bruised my vagina when I was climbing out of the trash can.
bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
i can't believe i'm giving you sex advice.
i've gotten sex advice under stranger situations. like while giving a blowjob behind the communications building.
We've given up. My vagina is tired of constant lonely nights and disappointments. This is our retirement.
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
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Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
i'm high and self actualising, please send help
What did we do lastnight that resulted in a $1,896 charge on my credit card with a $2,000 limit
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
Maybe you should slow down tonight...
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