Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
He lasted like 30 seconds. With a condom. I just expected more from the president of a frat.
I havent jerked off in so long, my dick literally prevented me from rolling over in my sleep this morning. new definition of painful?
I'm drinking a margarita out of my 'best bj' trophy and it tastes like victory.
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I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
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I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
I would have rather been getting my vagina slowly waxed all day then be here.
I'm not saying i'm drunk
But i'm drunk.
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