no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
I told him I had my daily dose of vitamin c so i wouldn't blow him
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before
i sleep in a fine layer of vodka and semen. i don't know that that would appropriate for a pajama rally.
I wish the holidays was like a drive thru. Get in. Get your presents. Get out.
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
you wanted the guy to gift wrap the condoms
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
I have just gotten home. I saw a lot of penis tonight. On a trampoline. Shit got weird.
Dude it's sisterhood of the traveling wine glasses here
Hun, it's always cinco de Drinko in our family. It's like Groundhog Day. Only with more booze.
That moment when you sit down to shit and someone is watching porn on the other side of the wall.
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
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