do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
Just walked out of my apartment and came face to face with a shirtless dude playing with his balls and trying to tie his shoes.
It's take your daughter to work day... I really shouldn't be here right now
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
Tell him to dress up like Shaggy and kidnap him then bring him to me. We can pretend. Imaagination.
But I mean, have you ever just LOOKED at how majestic penises are? They are like ivory columns of pure wonder!
Pounded a bottle of Moscato in my underwear while watching Pretty Little Liars...am I really gonna be 30 next year?
I have the relationship skills of Miley Cyrus and I could've said this was a bad idea
the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
He had to put his grandma's photo away before I tied him to the bed. She doesn't need to see any of that.
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
He may not be good for my soul but he’s great for my vagina!
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