Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
he broke up with me so i peed in his bed
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
I just woke up from quarter beer tuesdays wearing 3 pairs of underwear, none of which are the ones I left wearing...2 Around my waist and one around my shoulder in an attempt at a bra. At least drunk me tries to be decent?
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
Do you remember our dinosaur noises from last night ? Breaaaahhhhhppp
You are my best friend, but sometimes best friends need to punch each other in the face
It's hard to hold down the snapchat button for video while thrusting. Sorry if the cinematography wasn't Oscar-worthy.
i think i just encouraged him to glue googly eyes to my boobs
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
he took my bra off with his teeth, THEN decided he just wanted to make out and cuddle. i don't know what the female version of blue balls is, but i've been living with it since 1 a.m.
Maybe singing about how you'd bang Morgan Freeman to the tune of Single Ladies while holding champagne and a box of Cheerios wasn't the best first impression on his parents
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