Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
Just saw a guy doing jumping jacks at the gym. I don't even have to create a punch line for that
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Mental note: adding peach schnapps to a gin and tonic does not "water it down."
I heard porn and smelled bacon cooking. I knew you had to be home.
Green mimosas i think yes
OH MY GOD I JUST WANT TO GO HOME AND FART ALL NIGHT.
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
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is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
Also, making a white Russian with butterscotch schnapps instead of vodka is probably the best decision I've made in my entire college career.
I'm smoking in a kimono on the couch. Bring me gin.
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
He took me home and by the time I woke up after catching up on sleep I realized I accidentally put on one of his fiances socks. whoops.
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