i think my tv is drunk
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
It was confusing and full of hummus
You screamed "she never feeds them anyway" and threw the fish tank off the 3rd floor balcony. Don't park on our side of the building.
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HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
Love you too. There are very few people I let pee in my dishwasher.
Just had ice cream and a blow job come together in one glorious, defining moment.
I have feelings that need drinking.
It's 2:10 am I am sprawled on the floor of the kitchen drunk and eating cold chicken wings come help
My purse is like an anchor I can't move I am sliding around like an over turned turtle send help
This floor is really dirty send a maid if you can
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WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
Just cried watching Wimbledon, worst comedown ever.
These beer shits have taken over my entire life.
Too bad, iambic pentameter is a drunk specialty of mine.
why is there a dog in my house with your initials shaved in it's fur?
dude, i just woke up in a house i've never seen. i have bigger problems
I duct taped a bottle of vodka to the back of your closet while you were sleeping in case of emergencies. Go rip it off, it's going to be a long night.
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