she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
the only time i'm productive on weed is when i drink.
I was pretending that it wasn't happening. Until we had to roll down the windows as she was vomiting apologies into a Target bag.
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
The thing i'm gunna miss the most about college is peeing while brushing my teeth in the shower without being judged. You just can't do that anywhere else
I was kind of torn between "Wow, this is awkward," and "Wow, my therapist is hung."
Someone shat in our tub last night. I'm not pointing fingers but you priors make you a prime suspect.
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
It is super hard to find a good vegan dominatrix! THAT'S why I'm single
Okay. So I've done lines off a bible. But that's just for the sake of being cliché.
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
I never thought I would have to arrest my own parents on a sunday night
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
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