bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
My boss' voice literally gives me gas
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I was so drunk last night i ate cereal with a fork.
Piggyback rides are my preferred mode of transportation.
Nothing ruins a good sext like too many emoticons
One fish gets drugged and suddenly I'm labeled a bad pet owner. This is so unfair.
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm not proud of how I threatened that 8 year old during drunken laser tag
Guys always stop talking to me right around the point that if they bought me food a couple times I would probably have sex with them.
The typical response to someone smacking their vodka soaked hand on your face is not to put your face in their crotch
I put on a tiger onsie to initiate sex... It worked
Have a booty call at 3am, stopped for tacos at 2:30. It's 2:55 and I still haven't ordered but can't jump the curb to get out of line because there is a cop in front of me. What am I doing with my life?
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
Randomize