do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
everything was goin great until he pulled out his ed hardy lighter and smoked in my face like he was cool.
it's like you attract all the douchebags that nobody wants. people should thank you.
Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
My professor is talking about sperm and all I can think about is my mouth
I wish they had a "No Yankees" filter on status updates.
I'm gonna have bed sores at the end of this hangover.
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
A freshman just referred to Home Improvement as 'tim the tool man show'. People born after 1990 are not people.
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
Look, the fact that I didn't kick him out and rip your clothes off speaks very highly of me.
Excuse me while I take my birth control pill for today to prevent getting pregnant from hearing about your sex life
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
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