only if we run a train.
done.
You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
We should reintroduce naked Mondays
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
I'm stoned entirely off resin. Licking my blankets. Merry Christmas. Jesus died for our sins. Yay Jesus. I love you.
High Amy loves you. Sober Amy is unsure, but she's not here so fuck that bitch.
I HAVE NEVER BEEN FRIENDZONED IN MY LIFE AND THIS GIRL IS GOING TO MAKE ME QUESTION EVERYTHING. LIKE A GODDAMN CUNT. A WONDERFUL, BEAUTIFUL, MAJESTIC, LESBIAN CUNT.
Drunk logic "let's go outside in front of the bar to get sick"
this is the last time i am going to a 7am booty call
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
I need a rain check on breakfast. A frat boy said it was his dream to sleep with a MILF, I made his dream come true and he made me cum
There is no way I’m wasting 21 year old morning wood
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize
