i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
North Korea, Best Korea!
You can tell a man will be prosperous by the power of his farts- A fart that can shake the room is a voice that can change the world.
so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
I like waking up with a slight hangover cause I'm dehydrated and it makes me feel thinner.
when my professor asked "does anyone know what streches across south america" and a kid in the back row said "my exgirfriends vagina" i knew i was at home.
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
Just found out they make medicinal lollipops, bought like 40 of them. Gonna go fill a pediatricians lollipop bowl.
I don't care how high you are, you can't finger me while eating potato chips.
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
We've been here for ten minutes. She told me I wasn't "Irish enough", licked my tits, and then sprinkled green glitter on them.
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
I have a bruise on dick where you tried to "high five" me.
Your exhaustion is probably due to your rampant sexual urges and the fact that you live the same life as a raccoon.
Life's hard when you can't differentiate between retrograde and PMS
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