Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
Just had to have the guy at Sprint clear the dried cum out of the trackball on my Blackberry. Wonder if that happens to him often.
Her birthday cake consisted of a shot of tequila with a candle in it
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We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
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Found your dick twin last night
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
YOU CHEATED ON ME WITH THE WOMAN THAT IS STAYING AT YOUR HOUSE. FORGIVE ME IF IM NOT THINKING YOUR A DEDICATED BOYFRIEND.
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
I walked in the kitchen and heard her saying "We could have been so good together" as she caressed an egg with her cheek.
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