I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
Since i didn't have a condom I told him to use jump ship method, I think I was overly invested in my sailor costume this year.
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
Quick!! What's a good reason for me to have rug burn on my chin?
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
Just pee around me
Well, I saw an Olympian's genitals tonight, so it can't be that bad.
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
the most terrified I've ever been was seeing Danny Devito squirming on the ground in this underwear, covered in hand sanitizer, completely hairless
She puked in the bed, peed in the closet, and woke up on a Rubbermaid in the closet under the stair case
The only thing I want for my birthday is a divorce from you.
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