there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
i pretty much saved your life. you were so conviced that your nail polish remover bottle was "Vodka Lemon"
i sold my breathalizer so i could buy weed
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
Trust me. Drunk Scrabble is not a good idea. Arguments over the legitimacy of the word "Pickle" break out, things are said, friendships are ruined. It's ugly.
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
I need my daily rules like rule one don't put your dick in the vacuum cleaner
But of course I'm in. After all, what fun would the holidays be without trying to find the perfect gift to impress someone you've never met, but need the approval of??
I seriously just had to blow dry my thong.
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