Dude, she's so old there's a chalk outline where her reproductive organs used to be.
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
my mom just told me its unladylike to have toothpaste stains on my clothes all the time.. if she only knew.
Couldn't see or hear that well because she hit me on the back of the head with a bat. That is my excuse. Also the gin.
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
There's 50 people in our house, none of them are wearing shirts. The keg has been relocated twice and our bathroom door is missing again...when will we ever learn?
Is it a coincidence that the reminder on my phone to take my birth control is "I'm ready to party" from Bridesmaids?
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
I just hooked up with the German exchange student who doesn't speak English. And you said I have no talent.
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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