am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
Score
Deaf chicks here I come
Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
I just smelled my beer. It smells like coming home.
we went to sleep in different beds and woke up spooning. alcohol truly is the anti-cockblocker.
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
Hungover/still slightly drunk at work. Opened a bag of cheese with a box cutter. Pretty sure I need stitches.
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
i would have fingered myself to death by now but the dog wont stop staring at me
Yeah we invited her back for chicken nugget sandwiches
Did I tell you that I told him I deleted his dick pics and he almost started crying?
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
whole 5th of capt = waking up in the shower after 2 hours and the whole house asking why i'm STILL in a towel. and me having nothing to say
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