Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
New Jersey isn't a real state, it's just a myth you tell little kids to scare them like Canada or Carrot Top
i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
also I just used a straw to drink the juice out of a tomato b/c I forgot how to bite.
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
Okay Im going to go have some sex apparently. I hope this chick is prepared the zero effort Im going to put into it.
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
Your first words after putting out the flames, "how am I supposed to eat girls out with my top lip burned off??"
Yeah no more flaming everclear shots.
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
you were afraid hed set himself on fire so you dumped a box of baking soda on him
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
He seems like a nice guy. I mean, I know he's married and he's essentially paying me to be his side hoe, but he really seems like a good person.
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