What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
In all honesty of all my sexual conquests, his dick is probably my proudest moment.
Bc when the owner of your local gay bar and a drag king ask you to take them to a rival gay bar 2hrs away at 4 in the morning YOU GO.
Sundays should be dedicated to Girl Scout cookies, sex, and super hero movies.
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
Guys, as my favorite vagina consultants I have to share something.
My professional advice is not to put lemons in your lady pocket.
Successful first night. Lost my phone. Front desk found it. Earthquake in wine country. Didn't feel it.
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
You hit your head and proceeded to fall in the floor, curl up in my lap and make me rock you like a small infant. I was beginning to worry until you started to sing "Rock me momma like a wagon wheel".
I think I should've done my makeup before I took the acid. Because now I just feel silly looking at myself in the mirror
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