please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
Emee failed...She used my genitals as a tampon
i dont think my boyfriend knows how much of a pain it is to shave my ass
we're making bets on your personal life
I gave the naked guy in the hotel hall a pop tart. He stopped crying.
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
My night sucks. It's really hard to masturbate with a broken finger.
Oh god I can't handle any more dudes. I just walk of shamed to work wearing a guy's boxers and a life jacket. This summer is going to kill me.
Accidently said "your going to hurt the baby" when he got forceful with his thrusts. I guess I forgot to mention to him that we are pregnant.
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
He wouldn't let me leave his house until he made me orgasm once for every year I've been alive. The birthday sex song did not prepare me for this.
She said if her future children dont have blue eyes she wont love them
Please come over. It's a pajama and burn-2016-in-effigy party
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
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