you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
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How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
The only people who have said happy valentines day to me today have been 2 homeless people.
No sexy Asian girl. No comfy bed. I'm just gonna lie here in the hall next to the garbage can until someone comes home.
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
Wors thing about having a cop dad: random drug testing
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TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
his brother walked in while we were fucking on the couch, told me i had "lovely jugs" and offered to make both of us a drink
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
the man at taco bell in the drive thru window tried to sell me his mix tape
his single is called “stick some holes in it”
There is a wine bar at this airport that it is currently full of mid-40s women reading their Kindles. I'm attracted to all of them.
It's 11 A.M.
You know what, I think I will
One sec I was having the time of my life, the next I was shitting water
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