awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
Well, its 5:30am and you haven't let me in, I guess ill go home
I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
Got one of only two perfect scores in the class on the quiz I took drunk. This is not a good thing for me to have learned about myself.
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
We officially wrote our house rules 1. We do not waste alcohol 2. Pinky promises mean something 3. Don't leave your facebook open, and if you do, don't complain 4. Never refuse cuddle or catch phrase
Top hats and gin. This is why I love day drinking.
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
You were so drunk you coat checked your shoe... Not even both of them. Just one shoe.
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
So I just went to clothing optional bar
yknow last night was like... the third night in a row alex woke me up to make sure i wasn't dead and tbh it's sorta sweet.
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
He said "I can't believe I had sex with a cat lady". Am I flattered or is this a new low?
I'm having to shit out rocks
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