I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
im flying all the way to minnesota to see him for four days... cutest-best-friend-reunion or most-epic-booty-call-ever?
who says it cant be both...
i don't really know how much tequila is too much
Slutapocalypse this thursday. Invite every freshieee you hooked up with this semester to my house. Think of it like a meet n greet for them and battle of the sluts for us.
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
He really thought ahead and just left the tequila in the mail box for late night pickup. Best. Friend. Ever.
Is it frowned upon to bring a flask to the er?
Yuck. My throat feels like someone chucked a couple of Maltov cocktails down it and finished it off with a super soaker filled with Jameson.
There is a stockpile of mangos and vodka in my backyard and I'm at least 90% sure you had something to do with it.
No. Way more drunk than the night I put a snowball in my purse "for later" and woke up to find everything soaking the next day.
But less drunk than the day that Pete took four of your birth control pills thinking they were Advil, right?
Another thing to add to the list of things not to do while I'm drunk......explain to the upstairs neighborr how to have quiet orgasams......she now thinks I want to be part of a threesome......fuck my life
It's taking all of my will power not to chug this margarita. This must be the life of an adult...
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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