hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
i was drunk at family dinner telling about my gay brothers sex ads on criags list
Measuring your booze intake in glasses is like measuring Rosie O'Donnell's weight in ounces.
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
Was I holding a cat when you saw me? Because that was the height of that party for me.
This weekend has taught me that sometimes, being buried under a mattress is the safest place in the room.
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
As the bouncer was escorting you out, you yelled "keep your filthy dick beaters off me!"
The extent of "getting it in" was this creepy guy sticking his finger in my bellybutton
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
In other news, I just threw up my burrito and am currently on all fours literally crawling back to my bed
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
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