I am at a bar watching a rat tail get braided.
He just stood there...Helen Keller and I could have had a more interesting conversation
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
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So i learned you can't hair-of-a-dog jaeger hangovers.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
I am playing a little game I like to call "How Quickly Can I Infuse This Vodka Into My Bloodstream Without the Use of an IV"
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I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
It's so hard to fall asleep when I can hear your genitals smacking against hers. I hate you with all the love in my heart.
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
Is it totally acceptable to fuck a co-worker even though we don't speak the same language?
Why do you even have to ask me that question
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