I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
He leaned in to kiss me and I dodged him but i fell on the floor. I guess I never got up cuz I woke up on the floor and he was in his bed
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Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.
And I can taste the vodka through my ears. Good god.
Sorry I didn't take you making out with him all night as a hint you wanted nothing to do with him...
Oh man. Realized I was high when I realized how long I'd been watching Roseanne
her spring break bucket list included "break into The Swamp, blow him where Tebow has Tebowed"
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I'm taking myself to the hospital right now b/c there is no way this erection is subsiding in the next 4 hours.
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
Are you playing pokemon in the dark and sexting? I can't be mad at that.
well apparently i sat in the bathroom staring in the toliet at my vomit. it was blue. how was your night?
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
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