If I see one more commercial for The Secret Life of the American Teenager, I'm going to punch the next teenage girl I see in the uterus and scream, "Wear a condom!"
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
i never told you how having a club foot got me laid
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
Most of the time people just stick whatever they want in my mouth. Thanks for letting me decide this time
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
My diabetic professor who apparently didn't eat anything all day keeps passing out. I gave him a joint. He's gonna be fine.
He wants me to hook up with his fiance while he watches. Text you later with how it goes.
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
The amount of guys I've turned down for you is disgusting... You better love me.
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