What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
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i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
...that's why he's not doing anything with his life except breeding geckos
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
What guy invites over a booty call, gets all naked and then when the real fun begins and a condom is needed, claims to not have one? And wears socks THE entire time?
I wish I could take a screenshot of how things literally look from my eyeballs right now
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
Just walked into the supermarket puking into a plastic bag while wearing my favorite Bob Ross shirt. I am a human disaster.
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