I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
Who the hell brings a 6pack to a party. I'm trying to make mistakes.
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
That's so unfortunate for him bc you can always find another penis, but he's stuck with it
Because at some point last night we decided that shotgunning beers from a paint stick was a good idea
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
Speeding home on my break at work because I forgot to grab my Percocets that I have because getting through work sober's too hard
There is a high possibility I will pass out with my hand in a bag of Doritos
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
When I woke up this morning I swear my mouth tasted like dick and rolaids.
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
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