One minute shes telling me about her volunteer work then she whips out a 12 inch dildo
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
Pretending to leave a voicemail when the person answers the phone....that's gotta be drunk dial level 99
You kept asking the bartender if you could "buy a dollar".
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
Dude, I can't even reach my asshole to wipe it. I have a lot more to be thankful for this Thanksgiving.
I can't help you there
Took my plan b at Costco today, sample Sunday for the win.
Stop leaving buckets of wine at my house.
He obv doesn't know that telling a woman to chill will get him murdered
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
Randomize
