Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
I just realized I'm the burger in your burger and steak anology. Very disconcerting.
sometimes when you're high at work you just have to say fuck it and eat the dog treats
It's 2pm, and I just had to pass a guy in the turning lane because he was driving down Main Street in an electric wheelchair pulling a flatbed trailer with 2 of his buddies in it and they were all drunk holding beers.
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
I'm either a high functioning alcoholic or I'm making the most of the fact that this is the last year that its socially acceptable to be black-out drunk five days a week.
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
Drunk assassins creed leads to explaining to my father that "it was only a steak knife in the arm"
EW HE LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S DAD
idk what happened last night but i just wokeup with nothing on but a necklace...what is this, the fucking titanic?
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