youve choked your chicken with your arm asleep and acted like it was some1 else right?
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
He just said he wasn't going to drink on Saturday because he was drinking on Thursday and Friday...we need new friends.
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
Alosmot hir two of of mt mailanoxwa
Oh Jesus.
Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone
There is a large scratch and bruise about the size of a pizza bagel next to my vagina. Please text back if you know what happened.
We've reached the point in our fuck buddy relationship where we are playing words with friends. This is too intimate.
He said the last thing he remembered thinking was: 'Why is this vagina spinning?' Too drunk sex is no ones friend.
I'm literally 40 minutes from where I was supposed to stay. I woke up in a parking lot.
How do you nicely stand up a date that you're skipping for a 3sum
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
do nipples grow back?
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