dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
Go on vacation with her and forget to pack pants. I did that once and it worked like a charm.
I feel like somebody took my brain out. Stomped on it with cleats. And then put it back together with a glue stick. Thank you.
Yes I hit her with my car. Yes I gave her a ride home. And yes she gave me her number. What's the problem?
I mean, yeah, she was cheating on me but I've been fucking her brother. My secret relationship trumps her secret relationship.
he fell asleep like an hour after we got to the beach, he deserved that penis shaped sunburn.
Post-sex nachos deserve a song.
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
In hindsight following that black guy in the ghostbusters costume was a terrible decision on everyone's part
I told him I was going to sit on his face after I got out of the shower, he threw up the arm boners and yelled "STEVE HOLT!!" I might actually stop sleeping with other dudes.
Next time you have him paint you an outfit so you can do you walk the street naked TAKE A SHOWER BEFORE YOU GET IN THE BED. MY sheets look like like an acid trip
You were holding onto her boobs like you were adrift at sea and they were the only flotation devices
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
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