You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
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he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
The kids I taught this morning even knew i was drunk. One of them even said, and I quote, "You smell like my dad after he goes bowling."
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
seriously my hangover is so bad I feel like my eye lashes make blinking a workout
Its official. I've reentered slutty territory. I was a condom away from having sex in a childs playhouse at a park. Oh and I lost my car keys.
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okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
you said I shouldn't try to fill the void in my meaningless life with dicks but i am trying and it totally works
How does one acquire holy water?
BUT I'M ALSO ONLY IN IT FOR SEX AND HE CAN'T EVEN GET THAT PART RIGHT.LIKE LITERALLY ALL HE HAS TO DO IS DICK ME DOWN AND BE A DECENT HUMAN BEING IS THAT SO HARD TO ASK?!
I mean I'm completely serious and also drunk.
What a great combination.
Did you guys just have three hour sex? You both stopped and restarted texting me at the same time
If I were to say yes, would we still be friends?
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