You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
we are learning about oedipus in english. fuck you for making this awkward for me
I blacked out the second time 3am rolled around. My brain was taking a beating trying to do that math.
yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
Welp. I just hopped out of his window to avoid meeting his parents... happy monday!
Selling drugs in raindeer antlers is the best way to spread christmas cheer
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
Can't tonight. I'm supposed to get drugs for some college kids. Just doin my part in helping to enlight america's future
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
So I am watching ghostbusters and I realized Rick moranis is basically in the friends zone than he turns into the key master bangs her and it leads to the end of the world...maybe there is a reason people are in the friend zone
It bothers me when I see my old fuck buddies starting families on Facebook.
I called him Oliver all night
His name is Brandon
Dude... Those don't even start with the same letter...
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
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