does anyone know how to get red sharpie out of a white cat?
i just saw the eighteen different ways i could die and only after that did i realize i'd made a poor decision
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
got into a fight with a bouncer over who's moustache is better again last night...
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I woke up with a fake mustache stuck to my chest and I can't even hold down water.
They get 5 minutes to wear their speedos at the wedding
Oh my god I'll have to be really drunk for that
Hey, i turned the toilet into a water fountain. Drink up.
Karaoke machines out. We're taking turns farting into the microphone. Shits going south fast. Definitely be awake when you get home.
My phone autocorrected your name to "grownup." that couldn't be more inaccurate. I'm getting a new phone.
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i hope you're proud of yourself! i just had to ask my boss to put ointment on the rugburn on my back. clothes hurt!
My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
"Because this is an ongoing legal matter" is how his morning after sex text began. So...
I wish I could be the kind of drunk Bobbi is... She stumbles around outside at 4am with a broken high heel and babbling about rainbows and getting dick...
I've got a bottle of water, a bag of salad greens, and a bottle of hot sauce. How stoned do you think I am?
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