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• (978): View more from Massachusetts

  Come home. Im drunk and cutting my own hair. This is bad, i need you.

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• (954): View more from Florida

  You ever start fucking a girl and realize she kinda looks like your mom?

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• (519): View more from Ontario

  i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.

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• (734): View more from Michigan

  So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.

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  You're 20.

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  IT'S BUILD A BEAR!

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• (405): View more from Oklahoma

  Taking my final with a coffee mug full of keystone... best semester ever.

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• (314): View more from Missouri

  I wouldn't really call it 'getting lucky' considering I paid her to do it.

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns.

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• (609): View more from New Jersey

  I'm not trying to go crazy tonight either. I just want to go out, have a few drinks, meet up with my ex-boyfriend and get fingered or something.

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• (402): View more from Nebraska

  He got 20 stiches.. Who knew so much damage could come from a single shopping cart.

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  25 Cringeworthy Below the Pants Injuries

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• (775): View more from Nevada

  Aaaand my life has been reduced to whether I can reach to flush my puke down the toilet using my foot. The answer is yes.

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• (918): View more from Oklahoma

  Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?

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• (570): View more from Pennsylvania

  I feel like we need a drunken piñata bash with your face being the piñata and my hopes and dreams being the stick

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• (858): View more from California

  They had to take me to the ER because I got a concussion in a parking garage. Not partying with lesbians for a while

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• (425): View more from Washington

  Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.

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• (860): View more from Connecticut

  using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making

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