it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
"Morning after" poops are always like, interesting.
I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
Remember the time we were horrifically hung over, went to mcdonalds, an you merely felt the weight of the mcnuggets box and knew there was an extra?
like it was yesterday
I am not kidding you. There is an airport luggage cart overturned in my driveway. We need to stop going to the airport bar.
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
I just remembered that I did shots out of a gay mans crotch. And there's someone saved in my phone as "Miranda knows where my car is"
Not sure if it's my shorts, hat, shoes, hair or soul but one of the above just got me drunk again from the glorious aroma of Keystone Light.
He kept stopping sex to whisper in my ear, and the only thing I could understand was "double stuffed oreos"
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
I will not abuse the gift that was given to me
You were given a vagina and you abuse that pretty hard
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
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