this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
do you know why i have a volvo grill taped to the back of my car?
explain to me why "crisis hotline lolz" is in my contacts?
I just won unlimited hot dogs for life. I'm so glad I smoked
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Come help me clean. I know we won't be getting our security deposit back...but I would like to move out with our dignity.
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
They left me passes out in the food donation bin with an empty handle and a half eaten box of nutter butters
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
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I've discovered the best way to avoid rehab is to not fuck fat chicks when your drunk, therefore delaying regrets and rock bottom
your the Dr. Phil in my life
Today is an unchanging day
Can't keep a straight face around her after she asked me to "make fuck to her."
Side note. I love it when I think I've sobered up and then I get a second wind of drunk
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
Reason # 294827284949272 i could never be a cop. I would just shoot. All the time. Ppl. Animals. Inanimate objects. Air.
Crazy homeless man drinking beer out of a vitamin water container on the bus just set me up on a date with the yuppie next to him
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