Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
She looked like her face caught fire, and someone put it out with a screwdriver.
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
she was carrying the quesadilla around the bar like a security blanket
Woke up to sesame street reruns and a $62 pizza bill. Never again. I mean it this time.
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
we shared soup. that is literally the extent of my romantic life right now
Guess who just got out of a ticket because the cop liked her costume? THIS GIRL.
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
strip teases shouldnt end with an expensive car covered in salsa and mayonnaise yet here we are
Like Is it appropriate to tell your boss you banged a guy in the back of a truck at a wedding? Probably not.
do you know of a way I can die but like NOT die? like not being unconcious, just ascending to an astral plane for a few weeks or months in real world time so i can sort my issues out away from the rigors of life kinda deal, you know?
I either have food poisoning or I'm pregnant. Either way, I NEED JESUS!
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
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