Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
in hindsight, the duct tape banana hammock was a bad idea.
I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
100% truth: never tied someone to a bed using 4 pairs of sweatpants before
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
Last night I was just holding this kitten up to my face for like ten minutes telling it that it couldn't be real
So hungover im counting my own breaths to make sure im not dead. The odds hurt.
All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
Hey, I'm off work. Wanna take a metric fuckton of adderall, possibly get daydrunk, and get my hair cut?
I don't know whether to laugh it off or be pissed at him..I got pulled over this morning leaving his place and the officer thought my hickeys were hand prints around my neck and asked if I needed to be escorted out of town.
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
Visibly drunk girl eating alone at a souplantation just spilled salad all over her body. It was me
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
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