You up for the gym tonight after work?
I'm up for a light workout and a nice yog.
Fair enough, I'm gonna hit it hard today.
Chris Brown style, or less felonious?
Haha, all felonious.
This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
I don't think cute and don't forget to get tested belong in the same text
Standing here next to my mom talking to my friend trying to act like he doesn't sell me E every weekend.
Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
I have the money I owe you for auctioning off your black thongs. Best 30 bucks ever spent
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
can we just pause for one second and address the fact that balls were out last night
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
I was about to attempt a citizen's arrest on my RA
I'm pretty sure your ex of four years just had a baby with some kid and named it after you...
Note to self: don't try to shave your legs when sex-sore. You CANT reach, stop trying.
Sorry for trying to wake you up by slapping your ass with a fruit 2 go.
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