I need to start cutting my cocaine with Plan B
I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
After we did it I noticed she was wearing the same underwear as last night.
That's why you don't sleep with the same girl two nights in a row man!
morning after pill = breakfast in bed
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
What was your penis's nickname in high school? Also, what was it's theme song?
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
Are you good with a knife? I need someone to perform amateur surgery.
I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
You go to class with the flu but don't go when it rains... Get your shit together
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
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