I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
was it you or me who tried to make the, what appears to be, nacho cake in the oven?
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
He's a Shit stain on my heart
He kept stopping sex to whisper in my ear, and the only thing I could understand was "double stuffed oreos"
Is it socially acceptable to stop at the strip club for the lunch buffet on my way to the airport?
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
A guy just grabbed my balls before he shook my hand because he thought he knew me.
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
I may have made out with your roommate and your cousin tonight. In my defense I thought both of them were your cousin.
I want to ride that like one of the Horsemen of the Apocalypse- with bourbon in hand and without mercy.
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