Ehh boy. FML. she was unattractively large.
so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
She introduced herself and then asked "have you ever fucked a girl with a cast?"
She posts like 3 statuses a day pleading for pity. Responding positively would be like giving a dog a treat for shitting on the floor.
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im eating kix cereal and taking shots by myself. please come hang out with me. im desperate
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
This time, try to not get fingered in the middle of the living room.
I DIDNT GET FINGERED
I was rubbed
Is it weird to say that getting an std with you was kinda romantic?
It's like a squid of pain has attached to my head and it spreading it's whorey tentacles all over.
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I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
Like sorry you chose to have an attractive girlfriend dude
Dinner was cheetos vodka and whiskey. This is what happens when even your booty call breaks up with you.
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
whoevers yellow car is in your driveway right now... i plan to steal. just an FYI
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
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