cab driver gave us mini bottles of jd for the ride home & proceeded to run every red light. wonder how many bottles he drank.
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
Any particular reason you put 2 smashed up limes in my back pocket last night?
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
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Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
dude, i woke up with a mini keg on my night stand. again. like wtf
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
We tried the hang n bang, remember? You ruined it by crying and telling me you loved me while blowing me.
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
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HE STARTED HUMMING THE THEME TO STAR WARS!! WHILE I'M SUCKING HIS DICK!!
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
On a scale of 1 to i should hide, how deep did i dig my grave?
She told me to take deeps breaths and I said I said YOU FUCKING TAKE A BREATH CAROL IM SURE IF YOU WERE IN MY POSITION YOU WOULD HAVE OFFED YOURSELF ALREADY and she said my name is Becky 😂
I'm going to go ahead and refrain from sexting you in an airport that is currently at a "level orange" security threat.
Dude, she stopped mid blow job to ask the cat's name. ADHD might be a deal breaker after all.
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