i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
better question... why wasnt i wearing a cape the previous 20 years of my life???
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
These 25 Drunks Should’ve Gotten Cut Off A Long Time Ago
WTF WHY ARE YOU STILL NOT DOING A BEER BONG?! THE TOILET CLOG CAN WAIT
Yeah that's one way to look at it on the other hand MY FUCKING BED CAUGHT ON FUCKING FIRE
ok... i just had to be reminded that people in animal costumes were feeding me shots at the bar.
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
You stumbled in the house, mumbled something about a cheese party, grabbed a block of cheese and the whiskey, and left.
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Hey. I thought you were saving your 80s playlist til marriage.
I saw a kid peeing outback so I yelled "you have a small pecker, but its ok cuz when life gives you lemons..." and proceeded to throw lemons at him
your life is going to be an empowering working mom montage tomorrow to Katy P's ROAR... --are you living in a yoplaít comercial?
What did the sign say that bob stapled to his ass?
I just matched with a taco on tinder. Dreams come true.
I may be a complete scumbag but even im not willing to spend a grand and sit on a plane for 24 hours just for shrooms and a blowjob