what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
She turned off her phone alarm (which was the theme song to Star Wars) and then asked me if I wanted a blow job before she went...of course I am going to see her again.
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
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