Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
I woke up this morning under my fitted sheet and my legs through the sleeves of my sweater.
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
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If we don't get kicked out of this hotel tonight for fucking too loud we're breaking up
You're breaking my vagina 4 times a day I reserve the right to know your middle name.
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
He said I went to go sit outside and is promised I wouldn't leave he brings me a chair and I'm gone. He found me stumbling a half mile away in my socks
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Driving to get a preg test with my ex, wearing my unicorn hat
You are so not ready for motherhood
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
I'm so hung over that I'm pretty sure I can feel the earth's rotations when I close my eyes.
This is why you are going on a date. To see if he is fun or if we need to shank him in the parking lot.
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
The weirdest part of it all was wondering if I was going to take off his fanny pack or he was before we fucked
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