i miss you and i wish you were peeing between my legs right now. in a platonic way
the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
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Just topless shotgunned a bud light alone. I am about to peer mentor the shit out of these freshmen.
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
Me focusing on not shitting my pants is keeping me awake.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
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My logic for bringing him home was, he's in law school so odds are he wouldn't kill me.
Told my prof I have mono so that he won't judge me when I show up hungover and looking like shit to class every day.
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Please. i have SOME standards
Im crossing my legs while on the toilet. It's like I'm unconsciously thinking "if im going to barf and shit at the same time, Im at least going to do it LIKE A LADY"
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
Accidentally drunk dialed my mom last night. Started the conversation with "Where you at girl?"
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