Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
Just got my first unemployment direct deposit!!!' celebrating at the beach
Me toooooo!! Margaritas
I never knew being a drain on a functioning society would feel so good
You know you're old when tea and a hot bath are more appealing than beer pong with lesbians.
The rest of the concert I just stared at the lights and didn't really listen to the music cuz I was trying to make sure my brain still worked cuz my face was numb and I couldn't move... Yeah I'm not a weed brownie person
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
honestly the most stressful part of moving is the chance my mom will find my vibrator
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
I'm over here trying to figure out how to get shake shack delivered to my bed and Jamie is having a child
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
LISTEN TO ME! DONDE ESTA LA FUCKING VICODIN!
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
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