some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
Ive been home for 20 minutes and I'm already in bed with a vodka tonic
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
was it wrong to tell him he's welcome in my pants any time?
And for the record I didn't even have sex last night. I threw up in his toilet and slept in his bed until noon
You should feel special! You're also the only person I've ever punched during sex
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
When the vodka monkeys are playing a drum solo in my skull tomorrow, remind me I tried to sterilize my body from the inside with titos
I continue to impress myself. Also I'm probably pregnant
I forgot to respond before, I was apologizing for confusing sex with secret Santa.
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