I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
U of I kids don't fist pump to Sweet Caroline. Get me the fuck out of here.
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i didnt mean to paint the dog... it just kinda happened
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.
Just walked by a yard full of girls wearing bikinis. I did my best to stare.
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
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ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
When I got up in the middle of the night, puked in his trash can, and snuck out the front door, I pretty sure he knew it was over.
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
Kick open the door, strike a pose, steal a boyfriend, end scene.
I brought an already opened bag of trail mix from home to snack on today. Some motherfucker ate all the m&ms out of it. I hate my roommates
I often worry that if I get famous, people from my past will recognize me and start talking to the media
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