omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
my mom said i couldn't bring cigarettes cause it was a family trip, which was really irresponsible of her because now i have to walk around the beach drunk trying to find someone with cigarettes.
Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.
Our house almost burnt down last night. I woke up at 4:10am to the smoke alarm going off bc the bean bag chair was on fire so i extinguished it and smoked a bowl at 4:20 to celebrate my fire extinguishing abilities
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
Its only 9:11 and I just somersaulted through a window. Its gonna be a good night
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
I'm going through a really dark time right now
I don't want to hear it man. I just jerked it to a pic of my ex wife in a bikini. Buck up
mom how many of the songs from my childhood are mexican drinking songs?
all of them.
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
After we'd both come, we started writing a book about dragons. Woke up this morning to a full English breakfast. Can't thank you enough for introducing us
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
You need to get a passport so we can carry our bad decisions over the border
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