rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
Did you ask last night's taxi driver about his penis hygiene?
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
I need a therapist, but moreover we are going to be really drunk.
Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
Was my mother there when I broke the stipper pole?
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
Dude are you wearing a trashbag right now?....
I seemed to have misplaced my pants...
I just need to get a little drunker before I realize I'm not straight
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
It is getting ridiculous, the elaborateness of the schemes I have to concoct so my suitemates don't know I'm pooping.
Come by so you can take a pregnancy test with me. It's like my monthly ritual!
I am eating croutons on my bathroom floor. Are you happy?!
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