what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
She drove all the way from Austin to have sex with me. I think it's a safe assumption my dick will have an easy life in college.
A whole bunch of large men eating Doritos just knocked on my door and asked if they could take out my trash?
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
I'm still laying in bed cuz I don't feel like adulting yet
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
Had to lock my cat in the bathroom so I could masturbate in peace.
You have GOT to stop kicking in his kitchen door. Just wait for him to open it next time.
Nothing ruins your day more than waking up to you dogs crotch in your face
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