no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
I couldn't even finish, she was lounder and more annoying than DJ Khaled
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
Um, so I couldn't say it in person, but if you find my underwear in your office. Sorry. I couldn't find them, so yea.
I am too young to be this hungover
Is this your way of saying you want a sober 19th?
No, man, we stole the housekeeper's key and we're just going room to room raiding mini fridges. Hurry
Logan has the vodka and snickers. We're making a run for it. Room 302
I just got a get of my turf look from a hooker. Apparently, Ninja Turtles T-shirt+Jeans+Flip-Flops=Hooker Gear. Woot.
Apparently when it was last call I jumped up on the bar and told everyone to get the fuck out, which was immediately followed by a round of applause from the bouncers/bartenders and my tab getting paid as well.
Aka reading hardcore gay robot porn as a steady trickle of elementary schoolers walk by me every so often and im still in uniform as there councilor
Who is also still dressed up as a pirate
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
I told her I was going to masterbate myself into a coma... We have another date on Thursday.
I think it's time to give up this life and become vikings. You in?
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